Today I must share sad news for all of you who have been following my blossoming music career with the prestigious Bak Alley Muzak Recording Corporation, Incorporated. My forthcoming album, Davey Does Rihanna (Using His Computer!), will not be released as planned.
Even more startling are the egregious circumstances under which this mega-hit-to-be has been done in! After all these years, it turns out my supposed friends at Bak Alley were little more than petty crooks! And to think that I trusted their Very Impressive Credentials! You can't counterfeit crayon--how did they pull this off?! I've never been in such a tizzy! Every sentence in this paragraph contains an exclamation point!
There is some silver lining here, however. Firstly, I was able to retain one of the rough cuts from the early recording sessions. Listen to this exclusive track here:
Download Davey - Umbrella
The final tracks for all 15 hits were, unfortunately, stolen from me. I have reason to believe that the full album will be released, however, although it will be marketed as Recrimination under the obviously phony name of "Justin Timberlake." Isn't "Timberlake" a sporting goods and apparel retailer? Sigh. Will my musical prowess never be recognized? At least you all know the truth.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
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